Weasel In a Half
|Why hello there! My name is Maggie and I am 21 yrs old. I like to use the internets to procrastinate. That's what this will help me and others alike do, procrastinate. It is an important skill for college and life. Now look at the many pictures of cats, foxes, and weasels I have posted and get started on putting things off. Also, I am a ginger and I have a blind cat and a fat cat.|
|JESSE EISENBERG:||People on the street say mean things to me.|
|JESSE EISENBERG:||I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.|
|INTERVIEWER:||What do you say back?|
|JESSE EISENBERG:||I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”|
Seems like a good idea right about now.
My heart is so, so full.
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